These drinks can't be good for us, right? Well, I'm no Ph.D., but Susan Fullmer is. Or maybe they'll create a nice caffeine soup with vegetables, only hold the vegetables. I wonder when we'll be able to sprinkle caffeine on our cereal, like sugar.
#Spike shooter energy plus#
For $2.99 you get 100 milligrams of caffeine powder - plus B vitamins! Each container holds about six "hits." It was introduced to the public last month in Massachusetts and New York. There's a new product called AeroShot, which enables people to inhale their caffeine from a small tube. What next, a caffeine inhaler? Actually, yes, now that I mention it. How about mixing in a little sleep somewhere in the day planner? We don't need to speed up - we need to slow down. It says something about the state of affairs that we have iPhones and BlackBerries and GPS and Wikipedia and iPads and cellphones and laptops and day planners and computers and cars that talk to us, all so we can get more done faster - and yet we still feel so harried that we have to get our caffeine fix to get through the day. Pepper, Mountain Dew, etc., and you've got America: Caffeine Nation. Throw in Starbucks cafe lattes, McDonald's cafe mocha ice, No-Doz, Cokes, Dr. Energy drinks are a multibillion-dollar industry. More specifically, caffeine, with a side order of taurine, which amplifies the caffeine kick in a lot of "energy" drinks, plus a sprinkling of vitamins to make everybody feel better about it.Īdults consume these drinks at work.
#Spike shooter energy full#
It turns out that "energy" drinks - and there are no shortage of them: 5-hour Energy Drink, Monster, Rockstar, Redline, Jolt, Spike Shooter, Cocaine Energy Drink, 24/7, Amazon, Full Throttle, Nos, Red Bull, etc., etc., etc., - are not really energy drinks at all they're drugs. Look at me, I just drained an energy drink and now I am writing so fast I can't even stop for punctuation and sometimes not even thespacebar whoooa I hope you can keep up with me to the end of this paragraph whichiswhen I plan to plant a period at the end of this runawaysentence and then jog a fewlaps around theoffice to burnoff this littlebuzz because I am like the guy in the TV commercial who is yawning and barely able to stay awake at his desk so he guzzles an energy drink and presto he is like Cosmo Kramer on cafe latte and he's able to zip through the rest of his day being highly productive and for all we know he was promoted to CEO because he is so energetic Now about those laps.
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